I have been busy. Sorry I,m such a dick about it. I,ve been making a lot of weird art lately by milking my prostate anally until I cum without having an orgasm. Then I take the stuff that blasts out of me and smear it on a cat,s tail and roll the cat around on a canvas. I,m trying to get rich old ladies to buy it so I can finnaly afford to shave. I look really bad right now. I figure that if I can shave then I can get a real job and quit making PETA mad with my artsy art.
Last night I went and saw some Beasts of Burden that I hadn,t seen in almost a year. I,ll give you a quick run down of what had changed about them and then I,ll tell you what they said had changed about me. One of them converted religions. He is now a Sikh. He also smoges a lodd of Hooga Booga Ding Dong now, which is cool. I finally have somebody to trade flavors with. Another one of them got kind of fat but so did his sister. Two more years and it,ll be clobbering time. His mom kept hitting on me in front of his dad which was uncomfortable in a hot way. The last kid was still pretty much the same except that he is more of a pussy now.
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They said that I was way more of a pussy too. And that I bragged about stuff a lot. I,ve always done that though. They all made fun of me when I went to the bathroom and they thought I couldn,t hear them. I could.
By the end of the night we had all made a blood oath, like the one in that Twilight movie, that we would all spend a bunch of money on guns that look illegal and try and kill Barack Osama Sadam Hussein Bin Ladin Obama. I think we,ve got a good chance. Good Luck Guys!
Love,
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Oh! I almost forgot to metion that this article might be published in College Gun Magazine. Fingers crossed.
