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I went on a nice little walk the other day and saw a homeless lady with dyed pink hair. I thought she was puking when I first saw her because she was bent over in what looked like agonizing pain. As it turned out, she just sometimes bends over like that. She may have been trying to throw up but couldn,t. I bet some drugs do that to people. She was probably on those drugs. I bet a million dollars she had taken at least one of the drugs that makes you look like you,re throwing up but can,t earlier that day.

I don,t often see homeless people with dyed hair. That makes me wonder if she was really homeless or she just liked to hang out on bridges and act like she was puking. I bet rich women do that sometimes. If I were a millionaire lady and I didn,t have much to do, I would probably find hobbies like that. I bet some of piles of human garbage that you cross the street to avoid are actually beautiful millionaires. Most of them probably are.
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I have heard very similar stories about different homeless people before and I think that there is at least one weirdo homeless person in every town that somehow has the same story attached to them. The story goes like this - That guy used to be a really successful college professor. He taught at the college here. He got in a car accident and it squished his brain and now he,s weird and that,s why he smells like pee and doesn,t have a house.

I wonder if the homeless people start those stories about themselves in an attempt to gain sympathy and money from people. When I eventually go nuts and live on the street I,m going to do that sort of thing. It,s way more effective than having a dumb piece of cardboard with a lie on it. I,ve seen guys with paragraph long lies written out and they just seem like they,re trying too hard. If you start a cool rumor about how you worked for NASA or you invented the breaststroke, then you probably have a lot better chance of getting free money and you could probably get a girl,s phone number.