For Fun

What is going on with me? I have been way too busy lately. That almost never happens. I don,t like it. I,ve been getting up early and doing things before work rather than just lying around and accidentally falling asleep. It doesn,t feel right. I should be wasting more time rather than being productive.

I guess it,s not all productive, though. I had to work an extra day this week and that was certainly not productive. I also had to stay an hour and a half later than I was supposed to one day. That wasn,t productive either. The only thing that my extra time spent at work has produced is a newfound willingness in me to start buying lottery tickets with the hope that I will win big and not need to be employed for a while.

Matthew De Gennaro - Chuang Tzu Motherfuckers In the little downtime I have had recently, I have been crossing my fingers as hard as I can about that garbage test I took the other day. If I did well enough, I could be king of trash. That,s all I,ve ever wanted in this life. If I,m king of trash, I won,t have to work for a living. People will bathe me in jewels and rotten lettuce. I,ll sell the jewels and use the money to pay rent and I,ll eat the lettuce. That,s the American dream.