Swimming Hill

It looks like I stopped paying for this domain name so it doesn,t exist anymore. That,s twelve dollars I,ll save every year. I am pretty sure I,m done writing on here. I used to write on here about once each week and at another place every day, but I stopped. Now I just write on paper and nobody gets to see it. It,s much more selfish. I like it that way.

I am too old for everything. I have been having nightmares lately. Usually I don,t dream at all or if I do, I immediately forget all of it when I wake up. Having dreams is terrible, but having nightmares is worse. I wake up feeling guilty or sick. Luckily, I still have a bad memory so I forget almost everything by the time I finish breakfast. Speaking of breakfast, I ran out of money the other day so I can,t afford to buy cereal right now, but I do now how to make bread so I have been eating toast covered in cheap butter for breakfast instead of my normal kid food. There are crumbs everywhere.

Shugo Tokumaru - Toss

My Death Cab For Cutie cover band put out a record a couple of months ago and we weaseled our way onto a couple of shows with a popular band so now we,ve been having to actually do work and learn how to play our songs a little bit so we don,t bum everybody out when we try to play in a month. Practicing things makes them not fun.

I am completely in love and I have been for years and it,s rad and exhausting and beautiful and extremely painful. I wouldn,t trade it for anything. All I ever do anymore is wish things were quieter and read and watch and get headaches and have nightmares and wish you were here. Most of those things aren,t that fun, but I have done a lot of things that are way worse than any of those so I,m psyched. I am my own beast of burden.

More Hands

It,s been so long since I,ve written one of these things that I don,t remember how. It also doesn,t help that I,m using a new computer that doesn,t have anything on it. I got this new computer the other day because it was crazy cheap and even though I don,t need a new computer, I felt like I couldn,t pass up such a sexy, righteous deal. I was right. I couldn,t pass it up.

I never ended up finding a house because some dumb stuff happened, but now stuff is much less dumb. I did get a car a few months ago. I also went on a tour with my Death Cab For Cutie cover band a few months ago. The tour was whatever and my car is whatever. Both were expensive and wasteful.

Shy Layers - Shy Layers Speaking of things that are expensive and wasteful, I think I,m going to buy an incredibly ridiculous guitar today even though I already have an incredibly ridiculous guitar that I don,t use. I guess I just hate money and myself lately. Whatever. I,m a dumb manager at my work now so I make enough money to care a tiny bit less about it. That,s pretty weird. They should not have made me a manager. Luckily, it requires me to do very little, but I am still technically in charge of two other human beings and that is something that should never be allowed.

It,s not like I take advantage of my position or anything. I just don,t think it should be legal for me to have any power over anybody. That has to be throwing the entire world out of balance in some way. If Trump gets elected, it,s because I am a manager.

My Death Cab For Cutie cover band finished recording an album about a month ago and I immediately started recording my Death Cab For Cutie cover solo project because some benevolent man said that he would pay to have it recorded and mushed into a big plastic circle. That works for me. I wonder if I am going to have to pay spiritual reparations for all of the money and time and energy that people waste on the trash that I make. I guess I,ll deal with that once I,m wiggling in my grave.

Heavy Arms

Oh man. I haven,t written anything here in a while. Luckily, I don,t care and neither does anybody else. All I care about are the beans I,m currently cooking. I,ve been shopping for groceries at the poor people store lately and it,s cool, but instead of buying normal, human style beans, I bought split pintos. I,m just trying to refry these turkeys so it should be fine, but I,m still concerned because all of the skins slid off of the beans as soon as they hit the water and that was weird. Whatever. They still have the same ingredients (just pinto beans) as the normal ones I buy so it,ll probably be fine.

I got sick about a week ago. That was cool. It only lasted four or five days and it wasn,t super gnarly and it,s already gone so it didn,t even really happen if you ask me. It didn,t stop me from doing much. That,s the real measurement of being sick. I still got to do almost anything I wanted. I was just being an annoying baby and sniffling all the time. That,s all.

Young Thug - Slime Season 3 I still haven,t found a house cool enough to live in. I looked at a weird one yesterday in a gross industrial area. One of the rooms was painted with blood and one of the closets was referred to as a ,,bedroom.,, It wasn,t for me. Luckily, I don.t need to get a house this second since I already have a bedroom to sleep in.

What I do need is a car. Mine will explode soon so I have been looking and waiting for one. I,ve been looking to see how much dumb cars cost and I,ve been waiting to hear back from the depths of the state to find out if they,re going to give me a ton of money for my trash car because I,m poor and they don,t want it on the road. Who knows if they,ll tell me before I die from inhaling the poison that my car exhales? I don,t know. That,s for sure.

Hitting

All I ever do anymore is eat muffins. It,s great. I learned how to make them recently and I just keep doing it. I had three this morning and I,ll probably have another one later. I,m truly living the American dream. I get paid to do nothing and I eat muffins whenever I want. Also, I have to poop. I think that is integral to the American dream.

My Death Cab For Cutie cover band started recording another album the other day which is absolutely insane since we just finished recording two months ago. What a small group of morons we are. What,s even better is that we are paying for this ourselves rather than swindling our bosses to pay for it and, on top of that, it really does sound like we,re a Death Cab For Cutie cover band now. Usually, it sounds like we,re a Nirvana cover band, but not today.

El Guincho - Pop Negro I have no idea what is going to happen with this new record. It,s very possible that nothing is going to happen. I can,t really imagine our benevolent dictators to be so benevolent as to agree to buy this record from us even though it doesn,t sound anything like our band. We will see. If they don,t like it, I guess we will just have bought ourselves an incredibly expensive joke. It,s good to do that sometimes. It,s good to waste money that you don,t have.

It,ll probably take forever to finish this one. We wanted the last one done in two weeks and it took four so this one will probably take nine months since we,re not giving ourselves a deadline. Also, our friend who records everything for us knows that we,re not paying him very much so I am certain that this is not a priority for him. It shouldn,t be. He,d be a fool and I wouldn,t want to record with him if it were.