Heavy Arms

Oh man. I haven,t written anything here in a while. Luckily, I don,t care and neither does anybody else. All I care about are the beans I,m currently cooking. I,ve been shopping for groceries at the poor people store lately and it,s cool, but instead of buying normal, human style beans, I bought split pintos. I,m just trying to refry these turkeys so it should be fine, but I,m still concerned because all of the skins slid off of the beans as soon as they hit the water and that was weird. Whatever. They still have the same ingredients (just pinto beans) as the normal ones I buy so it,ll probably be fine.

I got sick about a week ago. That was cool. It only lasted four or five days and it wasn,t super gnarly and it,s already gone so it didn,t even really happen if you ask me. It didn,t stop me from doing much. That,s the real measurement of being sick. I still got to do almost anything I wanted. I was just being an annoying baby and sniffling all the time. That,s all.

Young Thug - Slime Season 3 I still haven,t found a house cool enough to live in. I looked at a weird one yesterday in a gross industrial area. One of the rooms was painted with blood and one of the closets was referred to as a ,,bedroom.,, It wasn,t for me. Luckily, I don.t need to get a house this second since I already have a bedroom to sleep in.

What I do need is a car. Mine will explode soon so I have been looking and waiting for one. I,ve been looking to see how much dumb cars cost and I,ve been waiting to hear back from the depths of the state to find out if they,re going to give me a ton of money for my trash car because I,m poor and they don,t want it on the road. Who knows if they,ll tell me before I die from inhaling the poison that my car exhales? I don,t know. That,s for sure.

It Is Getting Old

The moon was weird that other night. That was kind of cool. It looked like it was sick or dying. Is the moon dying? I wonder how long it,s going to take before the moon gets sick of being constantly one upped by basically every other planet and star. Whenever that happens, things are going to get bad. Either the moon is going to smash into the earth or it,s going to go find some other planet to swirl around. Either way, there will be some serious consequences.

If it decides to smash into us, then we will all die. That one is pretty easy. That,s probably the simplest way for the moon to retaliate. It would most certainly by a Pyrrhic victory for the moon. There is no way it is making it out of there alive either.

William Basinski - The Deluge If the moon just decides to go to another less popular planet, then the ocean would explode or dry up or something. I,m not exactly sure what the moon does to water, but I think it,s something important. Does the moon create water? Is that was rain is, moon juice? I don,t know. I may have graduated college with honors, but I sure don,t know anything useful.

I Do Not Like The Smell Of It

I have to go to San Francisco tomorrow. I have to go there for a meeting for work. I have ridiculous facial hair right now. I am going to look like a crazy person and they,re going to fire me. I get paid for gas and tolls and time though. So it,ll all be worth it. If I don,t get paid for parking, it will not all be worth it. I had better get money for that or I,ll be losing my job for nothing.

The meeting is about my health insurance. I think it will be very boring. I hope they have snacks. I hope they have poppy seed muffins that aren,t very sweet. I used to work photographing college graduations with my friend and we would have to get there really early - way before the ceremony started. There was a room in the back where they would have breakfast food for all of the crew and we would go back there and eat a bunch of stuff and then throw stuff at the walls when nobody else was in there.

Midnight Star - Planetary Invasion We were both adults when we did this. We weren,t in high school. I must have been twenty and my friend is older than I am. We got paid to tell people where to stand to get their picture taken before they got their diploma and throw strawberries at a wall and make them explode. That,s what I hope the meeting is like tomorrow. I want to throw some food at a thing. I haven,t done that while getting paid in a long time. Last night at work, I threw a noodle in the trash, but it wasn,t the same because it was a dirty noodle. I want to waste good food and make money. That,s the American dream.

I need to try and figure out something fun to do while I,m down there. Maybe I,ll eat some food. Maybe I,ll visit a friend. Maybe I,ll try to sell drawings outside of the MOMA. I think that,s how Michelangelo got his start. His full name was Michelangelo Jackson.