Vacuuming

Meeting friends from the internet is so bizarre. I,ve done it a few times and it is never as comfortable as it should be. It doesn,t matter if you have been talking to them for years and you know a ton about them. It doesn,t matter if you,ve cybered with each other until the wee hours of the mornings. It,s always weird meeting them in person for the first time.

Their mouths always move differently than you thought they would. They have a slightly different voice. You finally get to see their mannerisms and weird hand movements that they use while they speak. You find out what their breath smells like. You,re supposed to find out all of that stuff when you first talk to somebody, not three months after you started talking to them. It,s too much superficial introductory information at once that late in the game.

William Basinski - Watermusic II I met somebody who I knew exclusively on the internet last night. It was weird and cool mixed. The cool part was that my friend was very nice. The weird part was that we hung out at a show and then went to eat with a bunch of people and I didn,t know anybody and I went to the bathroom and when I came back, everybody was gone.

That was crazy. I kind of liked it because it was so weird. I didn,t say anything when I got up to pee all over the sink in a public restroom so maybe they thought that I was just bailing without saying anything so they didn,t feel bad about leaving without saying anything. Maybe they just hated me and didn,t want to have to deal with me a second more. Either way, it was the right choice.