Vacuuming

Meeting friends from the internet is so bizarre. I,ve done it a few times and it is never as comfortable as it should be. It doesn,t matter if you have been talking to them for years and you know a ton about them. It doesn,t matter if you,ve cybered with each other until the wee hours of the mornings. It,s always weird meeting them in person for the first time.

Their mouths always move differently than you thought they would. They have a slightly different voice. You finally get to see their mannerisms and weird hand movements that they use while they speak. You find out what their breath smells like. You,re supposed to find out all of that stuff when you first talk to somebody, not three months after you started talking to them. It,s too much superficial introductory information at once that late in the game.

William Basinski - Watermusic II I met somebody who I knew exclusively on the internet last night. It was weird and cool mixed. The cool part was that my friend was very nice. The weird part was that we hung out at a show and then went to eat with a bunch of people and I didn,t know anybody and I went to the bathroom and when I came back, everybody was gone.

That was crazy. I kind of liked it because it was so weird. I didn,t say anything when I got up to pee all over the sink in a public restroom so maybe they thought that I was just bailing without saying anything so they didn,t feel bad about leaving without saying anything. Maybe they just hated me and didn,t want to have to deal with me a second more. Either way, it was the right choice.

Telling The Truth

Do you remember five seconds ago when I wrote about there being a bunch of fruit flies in my disgusting apartment? I do because it just happened. It,s happening again too. I hate bugs. They land on my expensive bread. I think it keeps happening because now that I don,t have a roommate to make a bunch of trash with me, the garbage can fills up a lot slower so those jerks have time to fly in and then call their friends and have them fly in too. Then they have a weird trash party in my trash without even asking my permission and they fly into my eyes and mouth, again without my permission.

There were so many fruit flies in my kitchen this morning. Luckily, I have the internet and they don,t so I was able to look up stuff that makes them die. Apparently if you fill small cups with gross liquids, they will touch it and die because they can,t swim because they are black. That is a pretty racist thing to say. No, it isn,t because I,m talking about bugs instead of people. Still though, I think it sounds kind of racist. Whatever, dude, you,re a wimp.

Tera Melos - Where,s The Worm? I don,t know if bugs can hear anything. I made a loud noise near some of them and they didn,t move so I don,t think they can. They also might just be lazy or stupid. It is also possible that they are deaf and lazy and stupid. That would explain a lot about bugs. Only something lazy and stupid and deaf would eat poop on purpose. I guess that,s not true. I,ve seen videos of girls that I am almost positive could hear and they had quite a bit of poop in their mouths. At least they were creative with it though. They were wiggling it around and some of them puked at one point. I think they were Brazilian. That,s the main difference between people and bugs - people have nationalities.