Dangerous Kids

You know what I,m sick of? The stupid gimmick where I always put a ton of links in all of the stuff I write. They,re just stupid non sequiturs. Pictures of prolapsed sheep and stuff. It takes me way too long to find all of those pictures that I think are hilarious but are clearly just a cry for help. That,s probably the main reason why I don,t Bline as much as I should. That and all the klan meetings eat up a bunch of my time. So no more dumb links. Maybe every once in a while but this has been stupid. Oh yeah, and that whole Beast of Burden thing is not nearly worth squeezing into every post anymore. Waste.

So Bline Zogazine is over a year old. That,s old enough to be consenting in what might otherwise be considered ,,rape,, or ,,pornography,,. I,m glad nobody reads this still. I just write down the most important moments in my life and act like there is an audience because that,s what I learned to do by watching Tumblr. Awwww, did I just dis your blogging format of choice? Whoobs. Sorry this has content and you have to read and it,s not just pictures of weird anime stuff or that rage face or cats doing things.

Here,s a dumb record with a dumb picture for you.

Bernard Herrmann - Psycho: Original Film Score

Love,
Grandmother Goose and the Frozen Apes

Baby Angel Wings

About 100 months ago, a friend and I got in big tough-guy trouble for playing with markers at night. We were celebrating our friendship by writing affirmations on the bald spots on homeless people,s heads. Extra points if you got a homeless lady,s baldy waldy spot. It was a great way to spend Spring Break 2002. I guess the bottom line is that homeless people are a lot craftier than they might look, what with their D.T. and their open-air living facilities and their breath that smells like pennies and penises. So they all banded (bound?) together and brought up a class action lawsuit against us. They said it was libel because we were writing nice things and we were hurting their reputation for being blabbering non-humans.

They won the lawsuit and as punishment we had to go to these classes where we talked about our feelings and how sorry we were for what we did. Another component of the punishment was that I had to go hang out where the people we had hurt like to hang out. So off to the food bank I went.

Dock Boggs - Country Blues (The Complete Early Recordings)
Being the only person wearing people clothes, I stood out immediately. Most of the characters there were wearing old graduation robes and crushed velvet hats. I know, I know, none of them graduated anything, they obviously were just joking with the robes.

The best part of the whole experience was that I discovered a ton of great Hobo graffiti straight out of a train yard from the 1930s. It was all very exciting for me as I have just been aching for any excuse to turn this blogazine into a graff zine. I want that cred that all those other great publications have. I have made up my mind, I,m changing the name from Bline Zogazine (gay) into Graff Zine (straight). Finally.

Regards,
Tom Sawyer and Ashley Sawyer


Oh yeah, Beast of Burden.