Unfettered

My Death Cab For Cutie cover band has been recording every day for the past eight days. It,s wild. We have never done anything even close to resembling work and now we,ve been kind of working for a few hours each day for the past week. What an incredible change. What an unprecedented amount of effort on our part.

I had to pretend to know how to sing for the past two days. Luckily, there is a little thing called computers that can take my ugly warbling and magically turn it into smooth crooning. I tried my best and failed terribly. It was exactly what I expected to happen so I,m not too upset about it. The end result should sound like a bunch of robots anyway so it will be fine.

Young Thug - Slime Season 2 What,s not fine is my body. I ruined it yesterday. I am way too old to be shouting and yelping like a nubile weirdo. I,m a weak, ailing weirdo. I need to tone it down. My throat feels like wet cement and I think I pulled every muscle in my eyes and back. I didn,t know that I had muscles in my eyes and I get I still don,t know for sure, but it definitely feels like I pulled an eye yesterday. It,s not great.

What is great is that we,re almost done making this mess. I mean, I guess we are done making this mess. Now it,s up to the magic of computers and underpaid friends who know how to use those computers to make it as listenable as possible. We poorly did our part and now the world has to clean up after us.