Today is a day of celebration for several reasons. Most importantly, it is the one year anniversary of Michael Jackson,s untimely demise. Untimely Demise would be a rad metal band name. I wonder if any metal band uses it. Probably for a song name at least. Or record title. Or maybe it,s the name of a Metal night club. Probably all of those things.
Another reason to celebrate is that Hitler invaded Poland 35 years ago today. That is a big deal if you are into history or Polish stuff. My roommate is into Polish stuff. Not history, but Polish sausages and hot dogs and stuff. Tonight is the night he goes to the hot dog store and gets hot dogs for two dollars per hot dog. Another reason to celebrate.
Pantha du Prince - The Splendour
Today is also well known because of that school in Colorado. Remember when people kept saying that those two dorks shot up all the jocks and bitchy cheerleaders because they listened to Marylin Manson? Yeah right. They killed all of those idiots because they were two stupid dorks that didn,t know how to deal with normal teenage wa wa stuff. Instead of choosing one of the standard routes like getting drunk on the weekends or watching porn or starting a punk band they got lazy and went all juggalo on everybody. Boring. They could be in such a terrible band touring with Anti Flag right now if they had just put down the homemade pipe bombs and faded black t shirts and picked up a Black Flag or Blink 182 record and learned four power chords.
Most importantly again, today is the day all of the idiots talk about how much they love weed and smoking and black light posters and Sublime and unprotected sex with girls they think are old enough and sleeping. And then they go and hang out with all the people that really like coffee and they talk about how their cultures are great and how caffeine and weed compliment each other quite well. And then it,s the next day and they still do the same stuff.
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