Monday, August 15, 2011

The Gravy Plug


A cool girl with bleached top hairs and a tattoo of a cassette tape that said Punk Rock under it that was staying at my work went to Vans® Warped Tour ,11. She is gone now but she was nice enough to leave some stuff in her room for me to find. She left some Vegan Outreach literature as well as a PETA2 leaflet. She probably left it hoping that whoever found it would learn the error of their meat eating ways and become a vegan fashion punk. She is in luck. I am a black page readily waiting to be filled with the ideologies of those that have the means to print and distribute pamphlets.

Did you know that ,,Animals Are Like Us,,?

,,Pigs are smarter than dogs and young children. They are affectionate and like to play video games.

Hens and their chicks talk to each other ... even while the chick is still in the egg.

If you give an apple or a small ball to a group of turkeys, they,ll play with it together, kind of like they,re on a football or soccer team.

Cows are excellent mothers - they even take turns babysitting for each other!

Fish grow underwater algae gardens. Using their mouths like we use our hands, they weed out algae they don,t like so the tastier kinds can grow.,,

Arvo Pärt - Fratres

Wow, that,s some great, compelling information. Fish grow weed. This pamphlet was right, it really is everything I need to know about animal rights. I am so glad that that dumb punk rock girl left this for me to find. What an angel.

She was also gracious enough to leave the Vans® Warped Tour ,11 Official Program ,,We Are Warped,, Band Guide And Autograph Book. Let,s see if she got any great Warped bands to autograph this Alternative Press publication. Nope, no autographs. Bummer. But skimming this little magazinette has made me want to join the United States Marines and/or Army as well as wear brightly colored sleeveless shirts and have long, straight hair. I hope they have vegan and vegetarian meal options in the Army for me.