Dresses Really Well

I think I just heard gunshots. ,,Gunshots,, looks like it should be two words to me, but it was not underlined with a red squiggly line when I wrote it so that,s how it will stay. They could have been gunshots or early April Fool,s Day fireworks. Both of those options make exactly the same amount of sense to me right now. I didn,t have to work today so my brain is weird.

The other day I decided to drive a thousand miles. It,s mostly because of that song, A Thousand Miles, but it,s also because it was weird and fun and I had a few days off from work and my friend had to go five hundred miles away and I just got new tires so I needed to test them to make sure I didn,t get ripped off and I wanted to drive through a town called Weed.

It was fun. It was a pretty spur of the moment thing. A plane ticket had to get cancelled and a hamburger had to get eaten extra quickly, but I think those two sacrifices were worth it. The highlight of the trip was not the depressing meal I had at Subway by myself in some small, southern Oregon town. It was that I got to spend the night in a deserted dorm. Nobody was there except my friend and I. I slept on a small couch that looked like it would be in a boat and I used a brightly colored blanket. It was the perfect temperature in that room. I appreciated that.
Bad Tits - Garbage Nights EP
I wanted to use the school,s internet while I was there on my iPod but I couldn,t figure out how to set it up. I told my friend and he said he would do it so he took my iPod and then I remembered that I keep several pages of pornography open on the web browser on there at all times so I got embarrassed and took it back and told him that I had pornography on there and that I didn,t want him to see it. For some reason it seemed like it was less embarrassing to tell him about it then for him to see for himself. It makes less sense now, but I,m glad it went down the way it did because then we got to talk about how it,s embarrassing when people see remnants of you looking at naked people on your computer. It,s a constant struggle.

The drive back was nice. I listened to an audiobook about a bug. I know what you,re thinking, ,,Oh, this jerk listened to the audiobook version of A Bug,s Life.,, Well, the joke,s on you because I don,t even think that exists, idiot. You,re an idiot.