I have been selling a ton of stuff on Ebay recently. Well, by a ton I mean some, and by stuff I mean records that I don,t care about anymore, and by Ebay I mean Amazon. I listed 130 different CDs, most of them in insanely great condition because when I was a young scrap of meat buying them I would burn them as soon as I got them and never play the originals. What a fool I was before mediafire. Thanks stealing! So far I think I,ve made no money out of this. I just keep packaging them in dirty cardboard and mailing them away like a moron.
Haito & Diringer - Perception
I also sold my friend,s Goog phone on there. We sold it for way more than he got it for so it felt like we were robbing the internet goon that bought it. What heightened this feeling even more was the fact that the hideous nerd that bought it said he didn,t even get it. He filed a complaint and refund and everything. It sucked for a minute when we thought that we were going to get swindled by this goat-toothed guy without a driver,s licence. But, as it turned out, his inability to communicate even the simplest ideas with any sort of resemblance to the English language worked in our favor. His staggeringly minimal and ambiguous misspelled emails sort of made him look like he was not of upright character. His flaky-skinned ass must have been mighty chapped when he found out that he got denied and I was holding his big fat hundreds in my hand as I walked to my local human trafficker to pick up a fresh young one. Bummer for him.
Since I found out the good news I,ve been sending him politely worded emails asking him how the phone is working for him and how he likes the features. No response yet. Hopefully the only response I will ever get from him will be when I just recognize his name on the news one night when I see that he has cleverly hopped off of overpass into traffic. It,s just a phone dude, calm down.
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HAH. We win. I wonder if he found the animal porn I put on there yet. whoops
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