When I was much younger, I stayed the night at my friend,s house and we ordered a pay-per-view porn on his television. We looked through the list of all the available titles and ended up picking, When The Boys Are Away The Girls Will Play. After he confirmed buying it, we started worrying that his parents would get the bill and it would have the name of the movie on it and we would get in trouble. Then we started worrying that the title would be written incorrectly and would say When The Girls Are Away The Boys Will Play and his parents would think we were gay and we would get in trouble.
I don,t know what most fourteen year old boys do when the spend the night at their friend,s house but I had never watched porn with any of my friends before. It was weird and we quit watching it and started watching Blue Streak, that movie with Martin Lawrence. We had bought a bunch of these strange candies earlier that day that were little wax bottles filled with sugary juice. We were biting the tops off of them and drinking the juice and throwing the wax bottles outside in the snow because they blended in and you couldn,t see them anymore. I remember him having a Sega Dreamcast but no games.
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Earlier that night, we went miniature golfing and it was freezing outside and nobody else was playing. There was a small pond on the course and my friend tried to stand on it but the ice broke and his leg got wet. That was at the beginning of the course so he had to walk around at night with a wet, frozen leg. We then both broke our golf clubs by smashing them against some obstacle at one of the holes. Then we threw our golf balls into the road.
The next morning his parents were gone so we played Eminem really loudly on their stereo and ran around his giant house that was shaped like boobs. From the outside it looked like two big domes right next to each other with a twisty chimney in the middle. We always called his house The Boobs. It was always fun staying at The Boobs. I only did it twice. The other time I stayed it was summer and we jumped off of a bridge into a lake.
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