Taking A Quick Dip

Sushi is such a bummer. It is way too expensive and has never filled anybody up. It doesn,t even fill up those waste-y, semitranslucent girls in those porn videos I don't watch because they scream and moan really weirdly. It,s super breathy and high pitched but kind of infantile sounding. That is an instant boner killer. I guess any weird noise can be a boner killer though - farting, a loud clap, garbage men talking outside of my window, a homeless woman fighting with something. These can all be great sounds but they have to be heard in the appropriate setting.

I remember telling this kid I knew in high school that I would pay him if got his slightly younger sister to fart in front of me. I only ever mentioned it to him when they were both around so she would hear me propositioning him. He always said no and acted like he was too cool. It,s not like Stephanie farting on me would soil his familiy,s name. I probably wouldn,t have even told that many people.

Yesterday I bought sushi for four dollars and it had the equivalent mass of two normal bites of a sandwich. I hope I have finally learned my lesson. Sushi is a waste. I know Japanese people are usually dead on when it comes to everything but I think they messed this one up. Maybe it,s just because I,m a dumb American and want everything served on top of a pizza.

Caving - U.S. Caves
Other than dumb rice and seaweed, I also sampled one of Japan,s most famous dishes known simply as ,,International Cheese,,. It was a piece of bread in the shape of an old shoe with some cheese and grease in the middle/bottom. It was pretty good. I would eat it again if I had to. It was the same price as the other stuff and way more filling.

I think I am at the point where I am much more concerned with quantity rather than quality. I,m sure it,s because I,m so poor. I generally buy food that is all the same color (beige) close to the same flavor (bland) filling (diarrhea) and cheap (I need to try and get food stamps again). That means I exist thanks to pasta and potatoes. I thought I was going to list a bunch of foods but I could only think of two things that I eat. Yikes.